In a march to the sea

lovrde:

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

fourthmosttowel:

sorelatabledottumblerdotcom:

slap that pussy to pieces

this is my last resort

northernwinedregs:

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

calendargirlthesnowman:

brienneoftarth:

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

neilnevins:

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

lyricallymnded:

hometown // twenty one pilots

puppetwithapistol:

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

greelin:

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that
*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

mcavoy:

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

gameraboy:

The Empire Strikes Back (1981) poster by Mainger Germain

because-they-dont-exist:

Fucking iconic

cobaltdays:

potatopunx:

Me trying to do anything in life

i was rooting for him but 😂😭😱